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amydoesthings:

cumslayer:

cumslayer:

So I went on a date today and we went to a nice restaurant before going to the movies and I ordered the “iced grape popsicles” for dessert because I love grape Popsicles so why not right?…..so the waiter brings out the “iced grape popsicles” aND THEY WERE LITERALLY 3 FROZEN GRAPES ON STICKS…..I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE OFFENDED IN MY LIFE…SINCE WHEN ARE 3 FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES IN A FUCKING VASE AN ACCEPTABLE SINGLE DESSERT ORDER..ITS NOT EVEN FROZEN GRAPE JUICE OR SOMETHING ITS LITERALLY JUST A 0.02$ GRAPE THAT WAS PUT ON A STICK THEN FROZEN…LIKE SOMEONE ACTUALLY WROTE THIS DOWN ON THE MENU THINKING “OH YEAH PEOPLE FUCKING LOVE COLD GRAPES” AND SOME OTHER ASSHAT SAID “BRAH. HEAR ME OUT, HOW ABOUT WE PUT THEM ON STICKS AND SERVE THEM IN A VASE WITH NOTHING ELSE” LIKE YOU COULDNT EVEN SERVE IT WITH A FUCKING SECOND FRUIT OR EVEN FUCKING LEAVES OR WHATEVER… IM SO MAD. FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES ON A STICK.

AND THEY WERENT EVEN SEEDLESS GRAPES…..

THAT LAST COMMENT IS WHAT DID IT. HOW DARE THEY

(via stevensweatshirt)

sashaforthewin:

unclewhisky:

clannyphantom:

if ur hair covers ur boobs u have mermaid hair and u are a mermaid i dont make the rules

As a man with a hairy chest, I was very, very confused by this post for about ten seconds.

You are a mermaid, sir

(via j-rawwdawg)

(Source: 500px.com, via louistbear)

sassy-gay-jake-english:

daydreamdryad:

have you ever looked at your gf/bf and thought

wow

how did i get so lucky

image

(via derp)

(via hazelnvt)

mostlygreenday:

your tumblr is one of those things that you want everyone to see but at the same time you never want to show it to anyone

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

isurvived2007:

suckmytoespls:

isurvived2007:

petertorknot:

bl-ossomed:

grav3yardgirl:

can i live here?

Wow is this real

colorized? Anyway, nice…

JESUS CHRIST I EDITED THE COLOUR ON THE PIC LITERALLY BY CHANGING THE SATURATION OR WHATEVER IN 2 SECONDS PLEASE STOP REBLOGGING THIS PICTURE. IN FACT DO REBLOG IT EVERYONE RIGHT NOW SO THAT EVERYONE CAN SEE THIS ANGRY CAPTION AND THEN FINALLY STOP REBLOGGING THE DAMN PICTURE I’M SO MAD I EDITED THIS IN 2012 WHY IS IT STILL HERE FUCK U ALL

HAHHAAHHAAHAHHAHA KLARA

LOOOOOOL HOW CAN THEY BE SO DUMB TO THINK THIS IS REAL LOOK AT THE COLOUR OF THE FUCKING LEAVES

(via sweet-and-tender)